I have a bad cold. I feel like "H" "E" Double Hockey Sticks. And my nose is sore cause I don't buy Kleenax, I just use TP. I don't feel like being thankful this Thursday. So here are a few things I am not feeling very thankful for:
-I am not thankful for the month of August. It's hot. My hair looks like a Fraggle every day. I sweat when walking to my garage. Also, there is nothing to do. Can't fish, can't ice skate. Meh.
-I am not thankful for Facebook. It is evil. Yet, I cannot stay away. And I kick myself for that. Because I really don't think that I should be all up in everyone's business. Facebook used to be fun, there were a few people on it, I could say whatever I want. Now my parents, aunts, uncles, all 100 of my cousins, people I met for two seconds, and all their dogs are on it. Whatever I post, the whole world knows, in about 3 minutes.
-I am not thankful for growing up. I want to be carefree again. I am forced to make adult decisions and I don't feel like an adult. I feel like I am 22. That is not grown up. So why should I be forced to make these decisions? Plus, everyone is having kids and I am over it. Unless, I have a kid, then, it's cool.
-I am not thankful for boyfriends that live 15 hours away. That is all I am going to say, I think we can all agree on that one.
-I am not thankful for all 500 hundred cats that like to poop in my yard. I do not own any cats. Why do you poop in my yard, when the neighbor's yard is so close? Stop letting go of all bodily functions in my yard. Please. I know some of you only have 3 legs and have the mange and are starving, but pick another yard every once in a while. I am sick of mowing over your "gifts".
-I am not thankful that summer is over and I will not have fresh garden tomatoes anymore. Where do they get the ones they offer in the grocery store? Whatever country that is, they suck at growing tomatoes. That pile of red mush does not satisfy my requirements for a "tomato".
That is all....take that world!!
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