Thoughts of the day....
One week till I will never again (till next year) be asked to shit a tax credit or hatch a big fat refund for someone with just a W-2.... wait....let me get my magic wand...poof!....tax credits for everyone!
Why are there 5 cats in heat by my shed every morning? My yard is not a cat brothel.
Honey Blush, Jonathan Apple, Weiner Dog White....these are the wines I will be drinking on April 15th at 11:00 after I blow the smoke off my wand and retire it for the year...giddyup!! Now where did I put my auditing numbchucks...
I wonder why the Hall closes on Good Friday yet is open on Christmas?
I wonder what my Bingo bullies did on Good Friday since Bingo was cancelled....probably went shopping for a new Garfield (maybe Odie?) shirt and a one-boobed bra.
New Sarah quote: "I'm hungry for some bored and I wanna eat..wait...I mean I don't wanna work". Whathuh?
Hoping I don't have moles in my yard this year. Hoping the little mole noose hanging from my porch will scare them away.
Has anyone seen the new "Meth" commercials? Man those are scary. Who knew Meth people look like the zombie people. I just thought they had sores on their face and didn't eat.
Well that all for today...until next time
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Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Monday, January 18, 2010
Things I am thankful for
Ten things I am thankful for.......serious list
1. My family. I am very lucky to say I had an awesome childhood. I never wanted for anything except for a Snoopy Snowcone....have been waiting 29 years....and have you met my brother? Totally kick ass....
2. My house. Cause its cute. And because I get to mow grass....I love mowing grass.
3. Bo Didley. I have wanted a horse since I was 5 when I started my "horse fund"
4. Friends. I have some of the best in the world
5. Having a job. Those are becoming hard to come by. And I have super duper bosses
6. Being healthy.....I am so much better than I was three or four years ago....I have my life back....and I can eat hot wings again!!!!
7. Heat....it hits home when your furnace breaks
8. Having a college education...glad I got it out of the way
9.My religious upbringing.
10. Living in a free country. Go USA!!!
Not so serious list:
1. I am thankful for the Hall's new jukebox. I know...who doesn't love Lynyrd Skynyrd and Creedence Clearwater......its ok...they are still in there....and now we can skip songs if someone decides to play the whole meatloaf album...twice
2. My town's trash pickup persons.....I can't tell you why.....anyone else have Panther Hauling and is picking up what I am putting down?
3. Thank God for the leaf pickup in my town. I don't know what I would do without it. I don't even have any trees but I am so happy to pay $3 every month to help someone who does. And have you seen how speedy they are?
4. The Redhead's stuffed green peppers. The Redhead's black eyed peas. The Redhead's chicken and dumplings. Lets just say my boyfriend can cook anyone under a table....and then some.
5. My garage....cause scrapping windows just plain sucks.
6. Finger nail clippers. I would have died of a hang nail by now if not for that invention.
7. Snail mail. You just cant beat it. Getting a letter in the mail is ten times better than an email...especially if your not expecting it.
8. Sharp pencils, new calculators, purple highlighters, and crisp legal pads. Cause I'm a nerd and I know it....oh and fresh general ledgers.
9. Bingo dabbers. So many colors...and only $1
10. Chumbawamba.....for giving me a theme song my freshman year of college
1. My family. I am very lucky to say I had an awesome childhood. I never wanted for anything except for a Snoopy Snowcone....have been waiting 29 years....and have you met my brother? Totally kick ass....
2. My house. Cause its cute. And because I get to mow grass....I love mowing grass.
3. Bo Didley. I have wanted a horse since I was 5 when I started my "horse fund"
4. Friends. I have some of the best in the world
5. Having a job. Those are becoming hard to come by. And I have super duper bosses
6. Being healthy.....I am so much better than I was three or four years ago....I have my life back....and I can eat hot wings again!!!!
7. Heat....it hits home when your furnace breaks
8. Having a college education...glad I got it out of the way
9.My religious upbringing.
10. Living in a free country. Go USA!!!
Not so serious list:
1. I am thankful for the Hall's new jukebox. I know...who doesn't love Lynyrd Skynyrd and Creedence Clearwater......its ok...they are still in there....and now we can skip songs if someone decides to play the whole meatloaf album...twice
2. My town's trash pickup persons.....I can't tell you why.....anyone else have Panther Hauling and is picking up what I am putting down?
3. Thank God for the leaf pickup in my town. I don't know what I would do without it. I don't even have any trees but I am so happy to pay $3 every month to help someone who does. And have you seen how speedy they are?
4. The Redhead's stuffed green peppers. The Redhead's black eyed peas. The Redhead's chicken and dumplings. Lets just say my boyfriend can cook anyone under a table....and then some.
5. My garage....cause scrapping windows just plain sucks.
6. Finger nail clippers. I would have died of a hang nail by now if not for that invention.
7. Snail mail. You just cant beat it. Getting a letter in the mail is ten times better than an email...especially if your not expecting it.
8. Sharp pencils, new calculators, purple highlighters, and crisp legal pads. Cause I'm a nerd and I know it....oh and fresh general ledgers.
9. Bingo dabbers. So many colors...and only $1
10. Chumbawamba.....for giving me a theme song my freshman year of college
25 Random Facts
1. I love office supplies. A new red pen makes my day. A crisp new general ledger pad is heaven. And don't even get me started about a freshly sharpened pencil.
2. I love small town living. I like hearing the Threshermans from my window. I like how everybody knows you and who your parents are. I like being close to horses and cows and chickens. The only bad thing about small towns is the fine tuned "small town rumor mill"....man that thing works good!
3. The fiddle is my favorite instrument. I bought one off ebay. I haven't learned it yet.
4. When I was a kid at Easter time my Granny would make a cake in the shape of a lamb and cover it in light blue icing and coconut. I always asked for the face.
5. I love horses. I started my "horse fund" at age 6 in an empty margarine bowl. At age 28 I took my margarine bowl and bought Bo Didley. Bo Didley has a lower lip that hangs lower that his upper lip. It appears that he is chewing tobacco.
6. At the age of 3 I had heart surgery to repair a hole in my heart caused from a birth defect. They used a piece of plastic the size of a quarter to patch the hole. Also, years later, during a checkup echocardiogram, the nurse said the doctor didn't put my heart back in the right place. Holy crap! Put it back where you found it!
7. I have had one of my best friends since birth. We have pictures together in a playpen. I am pretty sure we will be friends forever...unless she tries to steal my kool aid stand secrets.
8. My "city cousin" used to spend a week with me every summer. She brought at least 10 different stuffed animals and convinced me to be not so nice to my brother and his cabbage patch doll....Boy.
9. My favorite alcoholic drink is red bull and vodka. It makes me very happy.
10. My favorite non alcoholic drink is fresh iced tea
11. Every year I have a "Guns and Wine" party at my parents house. The girls drink wine and the boys shoot guns. It is very sophisticated....you can't hang.
12. I play BINGO at least once a month or so. I sit by my friend Louise. She is 94 claims she NEVER wins...she just donates. I also have BINGO bullies. Sometimes they cuss me out for talking too loud.
13. I am an accountant but what I really want to do is manage a horse stable...there is kinda a shortage of those around here
14. Around January I am loving tax season...around March I am ready for the Red Lobster tax day celebration
15. I can't wait for the Polish Parade. How much fun is that!
16. I have toenails that curl up. They are quit small and funny looking. Its genetic...thanks Dad
17. My Crohn's disease has been in remission for 2.5 years!!! Kudos to my doctors for finally getting my drug cocktail right. Lets drink a red bull and vodka to that!
18. I have met Dierks Bentley. He gave me two hugs and knew how to spell my name without instruction.
19. My friend Sarah and I went through high school and college together...chose the same major....went to grad school together and now work together....she is such a copycat
20. I love to mow grass....but absolutely hate to use the weed eater
21. If it was socially acceptable...I would dress like a cowboy everyday...and would demand the same from my boyfriend.
22. I love to read. I read the first three Twilight books in a week. While reading the fourth...I got depressed cause it was almost over....so I stretched that one to two weeks.
23. I am the shortest person in my family. My dad is 6'4" my brother 6'5" and my mom beat me by 1/4 inch at 5'9"
24. I have a hard time trusting God and try to do things myself...which sometimes makes a big mess....He has really been working with me on that one
25. I really believe everything happens for a reason and sometimes only God knows what that reason is.
2. I love small town living. I like hearing the Threshermans from my window. I like how everybody knows you and who your parents are. I like being close to horses and cows and chickens. The only bad thing about small towns is the fine tuned "small town rumor mill"....man that thing works good!
3. The fiddle is my favorite instrument. I bought one off ebay. I haven't learned it yet.
4. When I was a kid at Easter time my Granny would make a cake in the shape of a lamb and cover it in light blue icing and coconut. I always asked for the face.
5. I love horses. I started my "horse fund" at age 6 in an empty margarine bowl. At age 28 I took my margarine bowl and bought Bo Didley. Bo Didley has a lower lip that hangs lower that his upper lip. It appears that he is chewing tobacco.
6. At the age of 3 I had heart surgery to repair a hole in my heart caused from a birth defect. They used a piece of plastic the size of a quarter to patch the hole. Also, years later, during a checkup echocardiogram, the nurse said the doctor didn't put my heart back in the right place. Holy crap! Put it back where you found it!
7. I have had one of my best friends since birth. We have pictures together in a playpen. I am pretty sure we will be friends forever...unless she tries to steal my kool aid stand secrets.
8. My "city cousin" used to spend a week with me every summer. She brought at least 10 different stuffed animals and convinced me to be not so nice to my brother and his cabbage patch doll....Boy.
9. My favorite alcoholic drink is red bull and vodka. It makes me very happy.
10. My favorite non alcoholic drink is fresh iced tea
11. Every year I have a "Guns and Wine" party at my parents house. The girls drink wine and the boys shoot guns. It is very sophisticated....you can't hang.
12. I play BINGO at least once a month or so. I sit by my friend Louise. She is 94 claims she NEVER wins...she just donates. I also have BINGO bullies. Sometimes they cuss me out for talking too loud.
13. I am an accountant but what I really want to do is manage a horse stable...there is kinda a shortage of those around here
14. Around January I am loving tax season...around March I am ready for the Red Lobster tax day celebration
15. I can't wait for the Polish Parade. How much fun is that!
16. I have toenails that curl up. They are quit small and funny looking. Its genetic...thanks Dad
17. My Crohn's disease has been in remission for 2.5 years!!! Kudos to my doctors for finally getting my drug cocktail right. Lets drink a red bull and vodka to that!
18. I have met Dierks Bentley. He gave me two hugs and knew how to spell my name without instruction.
19. My friend Sarah and I went through high school and college together...chose the same major....went to grad school together and now work together....she is such a copycat
20. I love to mow grass....but absolutely hate to use the weed eater
21. If it was socially acceptable...I would dress like a cowboy everyday...and would demand the same from my boyfriend.
22. I love to read. I read the first three Twilight books in a week. While reading the fourth...I got depressed cause it was almost over....so I stretched that one to two weeks.
23. I am the shortest person in my family. My dad is 6'4" my brother 6'5" and my mom beat me by 1/4 inch at 5'9"
24. I have a hard time trusting God and try to do things myself...which sometimes makes a big mess....He has really been working with me on that one
25. I really believe everything happens for a reason and sometimes only God knows what that reason is.
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